Thursday, November 11, 2010

A Poem or Two of Cringe Worthy Rhymes

There once was a dog named Kilo, who happened to be a Leo.
He loved to romp and jump and run, especially if it'd cause trouble.
A new doggy soon joined his house and Kilo was in heaven.
A playmate! A toy! A thing to Chase! How fun for our puppy, Kilo!

But Kilos poor manners must be addressed and his owner is very assertive,So Kilo must learn to conquer himself and not trample his doggy companion.


There once was a wad of cotton, wrapped in a cardboard box.
Crunchy and chewy, yet soft and fluffy, how desired that cotton box was.
And so our dear puppy waited and paced and stared with huge eager eyes,
Finally, it came! The perfect hour! For our big little puppy to strike,
And so he crept off as his poor mommy slept, that huge box of cotton in sight.
Demolished in seconds, that large old box, the cotton shredded to bits,
And though his owner must sweep, and vacuum, and trash - she can't help but snicker at him.
Here, a perfect example of why I leave the rhyming and poetry to my father and brother ;) Kilo should be happy he can't read. The Beast reached 80lbs this week.

3 comments:

  1. When I got up in the morning, I was a little surprised to find that it had snowed INSIDE the house and thanks to Kilo for clearing all the dead plants out of the flower bed!

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  2. I'm sure he felt pure and utter bliss!!!! He had concoured a MT!!!!!

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  3. Great photo of Chase! Looks intimidating doesn't he? LOL People would have to know him to know what a cupcake he is!

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